Saturday, December 30, 2006

Dear Dumbya

Dear Dumbya,

Have you seen the cover of the new Esquire magazine?? You've probably been too busy getting an abortion arranged for Jenna to have notices so I'll send you the link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2979013

Pretty cool, huh, numb-nuts? Some poor kid who is legless and has only one functioning arm - all because of you, Deadeye Dick, William Kristol and the rest of you heartless fucking bastards.

http://www.inyourfaceradio.net/

In a perfect world this picture would be of you, your Abomination members, Ann Coulter, William Kristol and all the war mongers at Faux "News". All photographed with no legs and only one arm. All blown off in Iraqnam.

Ann Coulter once said that Max Clelland, the former Senator from Georgia who lost three limbs in Vietnam did so to gain pity for political reasons. Will that vile cunt say the same thing about this kid?

YOU are the mother fucker who caused this Bush. You. Not Bill Clinton. Not your dad. Nobody but you. And this kid is just one of thousands out there who have been maimed and irreparably harmed for your lies.

I hope when the time comes you burn in hell for what you have done. After the War Crimes trial in the Hague, that is.

Craig Faanes

www.inyourfaceradio.net

Thursday, December 14, 2006

"In Your Face Radio, What's That?

To: IYFR

I had my first interaction with someone about my In Your Face Radio.net sweatshirt while riding the subway home after leaving the dentist

I had positioned myself by the middle door and as we rode along I sort of swung 90 degrees in each direction hoping someone would read the front of the sweat. Finally someone did.

Moron was holding a Washington Times so I knew where his mind was.

I saw him sort of stretching his neck to be able to read all the stuff on my front so I obliged and turned to him then spread my arms out Jesus-style so there was no way he could not read the shirt.

He started the conversation "In Your Face Radio. Whats that?"

"It is what the name says. In your face. They dont take bullshit from Repugnicans."

"What kind of people do they have on there," he asked?

"Liberals. Fiscally conservative, anti-war liberals. The kind of people who care more about your ability to access health care than they worry about the profits of Exxon. People who dont care if you fuck a sheep as long as it doesn't affect others."

This seemed to piss him off and he asked, "so are you some sort of wise guy?"

I said "Nope, just a normal American citizen who is fed up with you right wingers."

By now we are pulling up to the East Falls Church metro station and he tried to get one last dig in. I cut him short.

He said "It doesn't sound like the kind of radio station I'd like."

I said "Probably not. We don't let people who call dark skinned people "Macaca" or who think George Bush has a brain on the station."

The train stopped. He was thinking of a reply and just snorted.

As the door opened and I was stepping off the train I said "Fuck you very much, sir"

And then I left.

He probably wont be tuning in any time soon OR will he be buying one of your sweat shirts, Jaye....but at least someone else in DC now knows about In Your Face Radio.


Craig Faanes